why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
