what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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