Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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