gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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