It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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