It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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