Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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