you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
