some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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