OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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