Your tits are I can't wait for
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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