Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies