i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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