Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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