i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He better not be in your backpack
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
