things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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