just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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