I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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