I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I queefed so loud it echoed.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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