OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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