Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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