I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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