they need to just BURY HIM!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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