You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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