Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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