Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize