U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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