last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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