Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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