shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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