he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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