Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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