Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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