Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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