There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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