I've blown a few things in my day
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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