College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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