he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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