Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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