Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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