the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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