I'd wear matching sweaters with you
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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