Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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