well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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