Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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