never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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