I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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