Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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