alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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