Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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