So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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