YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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