And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You took a bar mat shot.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Floor bacon is actually really good
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Will exercising make me less horny?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
