It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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