ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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