Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It's Friday. Sex?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i drank out of a bidet.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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